babyferaligator:

*sings to tumblr staff* u change ur mind like a gurl changes clothes

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

knxbodi:

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* 

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

sharonosbourne:

eqocentric:

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

it’s called feeling inferior as a result of being bullied for many years by your peers and sometimes even adults you trusted

yrrzy:

exclusive footage of the xbox one production line

10knotes:

tamouraka:

I TRIED TO CLOSE SKYPE BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED AND

witneyhouston: